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Top picks from the club you never meant to join. Your effortless petty drip starts here.
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Why Choose Us
Our Unique Things
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STAYING COOL,
THROWING SHADE.
THROWING SHADE.
WE'RE MORE THAN JUST PETTY MERCH
BEAUTIFUL PACKAGING
Every order arrives looking better than the woman he downgraded to. We believe your mail should outshine your replacement.
1-ON-1 SUPPORT
Need help picking a tee or emotionally processing betrayal? We're here for both.
No judgment. Just vibes.
FAST SHIPPING
Arrives faster than Stacey's unrelenting pursuit of someone else's man. The drama was fast-we're just more fun.
DESIGNED TO EMPOWER
We make stuff that says what you're thinking. Even the things your group chat told you not to say out
LIMITED DROPS, HIGH IMPACT
We don't mass-produce the petty. Small-batch drama, handcrafted healing, and high-key cute.
NOT JUST A BRAND—A COMMUNITY
You're not alone. You're part of a crew that gets it. Heartbreak, humor, and healing-welcome home. #ThanksStacey
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Unearthed Jewelry Collection
by Thanks, Stacey.
Symbolic. Stunning. A little messy. Just like your healing.
The Unearthed Collection is a little glint of beauty dug from the ashes of betrayal, heartbreak, and hurt. A daily token of your resilience — a reminder that you are the blueprint.
Let Stacey have the gutters — you were always the whole damn lane.
The Unearthed Collection is a little glint of beauty dug from the ashes of betrayal, heartbreak, and hurt. A daily token of your resilience — a reminder that you are the blueprint.
Let Stacey have the gutters — you were always the whole damn lane.
