Thanks, Stacey

Pretty petty

She took liberties. She wanted my life. I wanted revenge. So I took her name. Thanks, Stacey isn’t just merch—it’s a movement. For every woman who’s ever been blindsided, underestimated, or replaced by the discount version. This is retail revenge, stitched with humor, grit, and zero apologies. Healing might take time—but petty? That ships tomorrow.

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Thanks, Stacey Originals

A petty-meets-poetic revenge brand, born from betrayal. It lives at the intersection of trauma, sarcasm, and truth-telling. It is a space to alchemize heartbreak into humor, gaslighting into graphics, and shame into product lines.

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homewrecker Home

For the emotionally wounded, aesthetically inclined. The Homewrecker Collection turns betrayal into a design statement, with neutral palettes and brutally honest phrases that hit harder than Stacey ever could.

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Shop the summer drop now.

Staying Cool, Throwing Shade.

What do you mean?

Who's Stacey

just a friend

Sure, jan

Unearthed

Jewelry Collection by Thanks, Stacey

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Symbolic. Stunning. A little messy. Just like your healing.

The Unearthed Collection is a little glint of beauty dug from the ashes of betrayal, heartbreak, and hurt.

A daily token of your resilience — a reminder that you are the blueprint.

Let Stacey have the gutters — you were always the whole damn lane.

realizing you’re very much an active participant in this, makes me wish you more hurt than you've created. And Just knowing your lack of integrity is causing me to turn into someone like you, that breaks my heart even more than his betrayal has.

#thanksstacey

Lady I wanted to give you the benefit of doubt. I wanted to believe you might actually be a decent human being. i loving mother to young women, a good person. Now I realize you are the worst kind of woman there is...a trifling, insecure beast that wreaks of bar nachos& desperation.

You’ve heard this declaration more times then you can count. So much so, it does not seem to phase you anymore. It is very a calculated technique, not utilized too often. It rears its nasty head the moment they feel slighted, found out. It is the tactic favored to justify their own bad behaviors.

Deployed with military precision…Operation: The Fuckening.

🛍️ BEAUTIFUL PACKAGING

Every order arrives looking better than the woman he downgraded to. We believe your mail should outshine your replacement.

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Need help picking a tee or emotionally processing betrayal? We’re here for both. No judgment. Just vibes.

🏎️ FAST SHIPPING

Arrives faster than Stacey’s unrelenting pursuit of someone else’s man. The drama was fast—we’re just more fun.

♥️ welcome home

You're not alone. You're part of a crew that gets it. Heartbreak, humor, and healing—Not just a brand, a community. #ThanksStacey

Every woman has a Stacey. Some of us just made her merch. Born from betrayal. Powered by disbelief.
Inspired to heal. Cheaper than a felony.

Welcome to the retail revenge arc.

🫶 #ThanksStacey

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